Saturday, March 09, 2013

Butchering The Mind-Child

Yeah, I'm back. Sat here furious at "delivery" company UPS losing an order I placed for Mothers Day ages ago. Felt a rant coming on so I figured I'd come to this thing and keep y'all up to date on doing's with Expose'. 



In some respects it could feel like we've sat still for a while. We've had almost a week since the actors were told they've been short-listed for the pilot, so a whole load of scheduling is going on to figure out when to get them to come over. It's all really boring behind the scenes stuff. (Unless you include the creation of a new phrase - "Turd Fairy" - and yes it will be in the script!) What is interesting though, and what I wanted to concentrate on in this post, is having spoken with our Esteemed Director Richard Reay we've agreed some re-writes are needed on Episode One of the show. A re-write? On my awesomely perfect script? How very dare he!!

In all honesty I already knew. You'd be amazed at the amounts of re-writes I had to do for my first book "Getting Sync'd" (available now in all good book shops and for digital download - #PIMPED! Oh come off, you can't blame me for that! Some Jeffer on eBay is trying to shift copies for £35. (Yeah, good look with that by the way!) Get it on Kindle at the mo it's 77p! That's a saving of £34.23. Not just an awesome read but also good maths!) and even now there's things I would change. With Expose' it's different, at least in this incarnation it is. Richard is a clever guy, and gets where the show is coming from. He's not trying to make it something it's not, and that makes the re-writing an honest joy and not giving me the feeling like I'm butchering my beloved mind-child!


It wasn't the case with the previous incarnation "MidKnight Rising". Yes the script had to be expanded to make a full length feature, and with that I was lucky enough to have a good friend Nick Johnstone fill in a lot of the blanks. The script, as you would expect, was sheer bloody awesomeness. BUT we seemed to be fighting an up-hill struggle in terms of translating that script to the screen. The producer and director saw something different to what myself and Nick, and in all honesty the rest of the hired team saw. Where we saw drama/action/fantasy/comedy, they saw "Carry On Superhero". It was painful, agonising to watch these people pull apart the very premise of the film and reassemble it in to something even Frankenstein's monster would look at and say "you are really dicking around with nature now"! They wanted to make it a straight-forward comedy, and that's not what this is at all. Yes it's funny. in parts, but that's more down to how the characters react to the situations they find themselves in. It's also emotional, dramatic, action-packed, scary!  Them trying to make it something it wasn't was a surefire sign that I was working with the wrong people, and in hindsight I should have got out there and then. It wasn't their fault, they were going with their vision for the project. It just...wasn't the right vision!

With what we're doing now, it's a lot clearer. I'm able to work with people who get the concept. So when Richard says "re-write" I know it's coming from a good reason. It's not even that big a deal, more just "structural changes". Thing is what I've done in the last few days has merely increased the awesomeness, and I never thought that was possible. What was originally a 60 page script and should ideally be around 45 is now 63. Now that ain't good maths yo! So a severe amount of literary blood will be split (unless we decide to do a "Twilight: Breaking Dawn"...and by that I mean tell the story over two halves, not make a series of God awful films from a book you wouldn't use as toilet paper 'cos you'd wipe more on than you'd take off!) to try and get this right. I know it won't be perfect, not like it is in my head. In my head the show's already been seen by a billion people and I'm shooting the follow-up. In my head everything is as seen on the paper, every angle is right, every actor perfectly cast, every location perfectly lit. In my head. In the real world I know that won't happen. The characters will look different to what I have in mind because there more than likely isn't an actor that looks like the one in my head. There'll be restrictions on locations, time. Money. Did I mention money? No one's getting a penny for this pilot! There's no budget. We're doing this with nothing, so my mind will have to let quite a few things go. And who knows, maybe we'll see something even more awesome than what's on the page. 

I mean that's doubtful, cos I wrote the damn thing, but still Maybe... 

In the meantime we've got more rehearsals coming up on Monday with our two cast actors, and by the end of this month we'll be auditioning the rest of the cast (and there's a lot of Potentials there). 

Keep watching peeps. Things are heating up!

Saturday, March 02, 2013

Blowing Up The Pigeon Hole - Moving In To TV Land.


So, I mean, like, Bloody hell how long has it been since I did this blog thing? Well it's half a year since the over-inflated suck fest of TDKR, so that long. Damn, a lot can happen in half a year. And has!

If you have a look back over previous posts you'll see at one point I involved in writing a film called "MidKnight Rising" (which, ironically, has Nolan-esq under-tones, and sucked just as much. Or more!) Well now that little brain-child of mine has grown up, mutated, and is getting ready to slap you repeatedly in the face. With a trout, for some reason. Not only have I written a script for a TV Pilot/Preview/Trailer type thing (It’s a new genre’!), but, in a shock turn of events that makes even my own eyes brows raise skyward, we're making the bloody thing!

Look - it's a script!!
You already know about my attempt to get it made as a film, and how that turned out. Well ever since I’ve been pitching it to people as a TV show, and all the time I would get the same response: “We like it, but…”. 6 months ago I pitched it to the commissioning team at Sky TV. Result: they “loved” it…..”but”. Another smelly, hairy “but” staring me in the face. They couldn’t “pigeon-hole” it, which isn’t a sexual act (as far as I know!). Basically they couldn’t classify it – was it a comedy? Was it a drama? My answer was “neither and both”, which probably didn’t help. Anyway, once again the answer was “no”.

So this time, instead of just sitting around thinking “why do I bother?” I thought “stuff it!” (Or words to that effect!). “I’ll make it myself”. I mean when you ignore the “but” (which is now a mantra of mine – “Ignore The But!”) and concentrate on the whole “we love it” bit, which I’ve heard loads over the last few years, then there’s clearly something good here. Great even! So I asked around to see if anyone else would be interested in getting involved. I quickly found a guy at work called Richard Reay who also happens to be a director with the same outlook on the project as myself. (He co-directed a zombie short film called "Z-Word" with another talented dude called Garry Douglass. Its bloody awesome!) I found musicians, trained TV technicians, actors, designers… Talent. You’ll be amazed how much there is if you ask around.

Left to right: Actor John Cunningham, Director Richard Reay, Actor Scott Latty
So now there’s this rag-tag bunch of people at my place of work who are making this Pilot/Preview/Trailer type thing that I wrote. Everyone working on something, away from their jobs, to make the best damn Pilot/Preview/Trailer type thing imaginable, with no money, no budget…Proper gorilla team.

We start filming some footage in the next few weeks. We've cast two of our main actors, and literally just now we've finished going through hundreds of actors CV's, show reels and photo's to come u with a short list of potentials we want to audition. Meetings are being held, music is being made, designs drawn, rehearsals organised. We’re aiming to get a 10/15 minute Pilot/Preview/Trailer type thing finished by the end of the year, hopefully with a big “Premiere” event right here in Newcastle which will be raising money for an as yet undecided charity. You can follow our progress on Twitter and on Facebook. Or you can just come back here for more. I'm sure I'll be back to rant soon enough. 

Me. Talking guff. After drinking too much coffee!
That bloke on the end, his surname's Latty.
Which sounds like Latte'. I did not drink him. 


#TISBIE